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Lets call a spaniel a spaniel. The reason some small companies allow dogs in the office isn’t just because they have a desire to provide a more productive, collegial work place. It’s because dogs simply can’t be left home alone any longer than small human creatures can without a host of unhappy consequences.
We cats, on the other paw, are perfectly content to stay home and do our own thing while our roommates go to the office, or wherever it is they go, and do theirs. We don’t require constant attention, walks, treats, or bathroom breaks. We don’t look sad or act betrayed every time you leave the premises and leave us behind. We rarely even notice you’re gone. We’re far more self-reliant, and far less needy of petting and constant validation. Have you ever heard of a professional cat walker?
The truth is, cats are just too cool for school—or for work.
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Care to wrestle, kitty-cat???
Typical canine response. Always resorting to physicality. Yawn.
evs…
Seriously, I thought we had this building contained. Jetta works from home. It’s bad enough I have to go home to one cat that spits at me as soon as I walk in the door, and another one who licks me to consciousness in the morning. Not to mention the additive of begging. When a cat begs, he’s taking scraps away from me. Cats shouldn’t be allowed to beg. It’s just not fair. Hopefully, you don’t beg. Now I’m tired and depressed. Back to bed.
Whatever it is you think your cat is doing, it is NOT begging. Cats do not beg. We may hint, imply, intimate, suggest but we NEVER beg. We leave begging to the dogs.
oy, these posts are making me weary. off to get my nails done.
Good thinking Moxie. I mean, good instinct Moxie. Dogs thinking? Can you imagine? What’s next? Snails sprinting?
As you can tell I don’t need to have my nails done. They’re ever ready.